Let's get started. These beauties are fresh out the mailbag.
Whoa. That's rotten. We hope your mom will be okay, and we hope you don't have what she's having.
But more importantly, the haircut. We're have two thoughts about it. First, it's generally not a good idea to make big decisions in the midst of a crisis. In these situations, people tend to act out of emotion and have a hard time anticipating consequences. B, you really need a haircut.
Before proceeding, ask yourself the following questions:
- Have I successfully given myself DIY haircuts before, or is this my first time?
- If I cut it too short, what's my Plan B? In other words, am I willing to be bald for awhile, in which case people might think I have cancer or am supporting someone who has cancer? And is THAT okay with me?
- Am I so upset about my mom's health that I have a significant tremor, which might affect my manual dexterity?
We hope these questions will help you reason through this important decision. Thanks for writing.
Your friends are right, dude. If you eat eggs, you're a veggan. If you eat cheese, you're... um... a cheegan. If you eat eggs and cheese, you're a cheeggan. And let's be honest, you're probably a cheggano.
Repent and change your ways. Repent or die.
Yep, that photo is pure and utter nonsense. It's ALMOST got it all the Bitter Vegan Elements of Shame. The only way it could be better is if the soap were dripping in glops from the top of the dispenser.
Good eye, Flies. Good eye.